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Joke of the Day

"After a year of anal only sex with my girlfriend... You never know what is gonna come through that hole"

"There are two types of people in this world, Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"A priest and a rabbi are in a boat they approach a bridge over the river and see a young boy standing there. The priest says to the rabbi ""Should we fuck him?"" The rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""

"A Banana and a Vibrator are sitting on a bedside table the banana says ""I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna fucking eat ME"""

"GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick. Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?"

"Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom? Because they can't even."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tssssss"

"The reason I switched from a backpack to a messenger bag is so that I look more classy and professional carrying nothing but snacks to work."

"What do you call a sea creature that murders people? A Serial Kriller."

"I went to a party as a pirate (oc) I went to a party as a pirate and met a girl dressed as a whale She wasn't into me You can say I walked the plankton"