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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom? Because they can't even."
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"Why did I cross the road? Because your mom was on the other side.."
"the only thing getting in the way of my diet is food"
"So there was a fish swimming up stream and it runs into a wall... And it was like ""damn."""
"Are you seeing someone? Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?"
"I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don't have any laser hair."
"Just met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds funny Dozen tit"
"'Knock Knock.' 'Who's there?' The pilot."
"Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places."
"All my punishment tactics against my 8 year old were in vain until I threatened to transfer her most valued Pokemon to the Professor"