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Joke of the Day

"How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas? With a DustBuster."

"Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that 'This conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes.'"

"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final."

"You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol."

"Which band does Donald Trump dislike the most? Foreigner."

"Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here."

"Apparently when I'm at Olive Garden I'm family. So why did they call the cops when I left without paying? My family never makes me pay."

"Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked."

"Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today By the time I got out from under there I was in a right mood!"

"Wife just said ""burgs"" instead of ""burgers"" and now I'm a little scared to think of what she's going to do with all the time she saved."