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Joke of the Day

"Its a little cheesy but holding up a boom box outside her window and blasting the song ""Cotton Eye Joe"" will win her back everytime"

"What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common? They all died Jung."

"What is a polygon? A dead parrot."

"Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything."

"Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today I just replied ""Trump or Hilary"""

"What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall"

"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"

"My friend once told me Never start a joke you can't finish That's why I haven't committed suicide yet"

"What does a vulture bring onto a plane? Carrion luggage"