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Joke of the Day
"I'm from the friendzone originally But now I live in the bae area."
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"My Jewish friend told me about Krav Maga.... To which I replied ""is that some sort of a legal term?"""
"How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them."
"If an entire garden was variegated... would it take longer to get in to?"
"What do zombie college students eat? Raw-men"
"One day, someone is going to hold you so tight, that all of your broken pieces fit back together."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty"
"I ran into my X the other day. Now I have to get my bicycle repaired."
"So I ran into a guy named Juan Williams yesterday... Isn't he the guy who wrote the music for Star Juars?"