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Joke of the Day

"I'll rephrase the question, your honor. Sir, under whose custody did the dogs escape from?? And let me remind you that you're under oath"

"Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less."

"What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke? The execution."

"''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No'' said the brunette. ''Okay'' said the blonde ''you start.''"

"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"

"What happened to the Japanese Senator with Erectile Dis-function that didn't get enough votes this year. He rost the erection."

"What am I? I have 4 eyes, hundreds of legs, and wings. What am I? A liar."

"Someday you'll wake up with Mark Zuckerberg in your bed because you neglected to uncheck a box."

"Whenever I'm feeling too self-confident I'll find something in my hand I've just spent 15 minutes looking for."