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Joke of the Day

"Someday you'll wake up with Mark Zuckerberg in your bed because you neglected to uncheck a box."

"What type of pants does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim..."

"Have to make a funny comic for French class. Any topic suggestions?"

"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"

"Two Guys Peeing off a bridge- One guy looks over at the other- ""Man, This water is Cold! ""Yeah...It's deep, Too-"

"Exponential horse walks into a bar. Bartender says ""Why the log(face)?"""

"I asked the waitress if she wanted a good tip and a quickie. She said: Just the tip."

"Why did the blonde girlfriend's bellybutton hurt? Because her boyfriend was blonde too! Take a second. I'll show myself out."

"Every cab driver I've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your moms throat!"