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Joke of the Day

"What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke? The execution."

"I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess."

"[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish."

"A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him. His condition is described as stable."

"What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe? ROBERTO! I'm here all week."

"I remember directing a play and I thought I'd spice it up a bit by adding a lesbian shower scene... Some say I'm the fresh and bold thing that theatre needs, others that I ruined the nativity."

"Welcome to Insults Us, you sack of crap. Buy some stuff if you're not too cheap. Maybe eat out of a garbage can. You'd probably like that"

"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."

"My sister lost her voice and told me this joke"

"[texting] -have a good day You two! *to Ugh *tpp Arghh *yoo DAMMIT *two shit *TOO YOU TOO There! :) -please stop texting me Ha! You two!"