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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers."

"A kleptomaniac goes to see her doctor. She says, ""Doctor, my condition has worsened. Is there anything I can take?"""

"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."

"I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%."

"Donald Trump walks into a mexican resturant jk. he doesn't..."

"Ladies, if he says he would go to the ""end of the earth"" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland."

"A man walks into a zoo... But there is only a dog. It's a shih tzu."

"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."

"How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!"

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours."