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Joke of the Day

"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."

"TIP FOR MEN TIPS 4 mEN . . . . . . . . . If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. . . But . . If you marry with two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different"

"What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego."

"Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers one is biting hers one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!"

"Why Do Scottish people wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away."

"What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg? the spermutations."

"I've been trying to give myself a sexchange... but I just can't pull it off."

"Me: Better late than never! Wife: ... M: Seeing red? W: ... M: Go with the flow! W: ... M: I'll go buy tampons. W: NOW, MISTER FUNNY MAN."

"I can't stand the kids of this generation. It's always meme, meme, meme."

"What is a pedophile's favourite pair of shoes? White vans."