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Joke of the Day

"To all the ""cougars"" out there, shame on you for not calling yourselves ""Thundercats"" shame. on. you."

"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""

"Always trust people who like big butts.... They cannot lie."

"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul. Heard it on ""The Forbidden Room"" on Netflix"

"What does a West Virginia woman say after sex? Git off me Pa, you're squishing my smokes."

"What's the difference between a clever midget and my ex-girlfriend, the trackstar? One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore."

"Why can't cats live on Mars ? Because Curiosity kills the cat."

"What do you call a heard of sperm whales? Bukkake."

"Q: What do ghosts like to chew? A: Boobble gum."

"WIFE: omg Will Smith's son, Jaden, is dead ME: where'd you see that? W: Facebook M: I'm pretty sure that's a hoax W: no Facebook is real"