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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul. Heard it on ""The Forbidden Room"" on Netflix"

"What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common? They both wipe out Klingons."

"Did you hear about the man who had sex with a parrot? He got chirpes, and the bad news is...it's untweetable."

"No thank you, I don't need a coaster. I won't be putting my drink down."

"German sausages... are the wurst."

"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"

"What comes after the third car? The ford car."

"girl are u a hyperlink in an email from my grandma, because I think u gave me a serious virus"

"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz. They all gave it one star."

"When I see a kid on a leash I assume they were a dog turned into a kid by a witch & the owners have yet to figure out how to turn them back."