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Joke of the Day

"If Bob Marley were alive today, what would he listen to music on? An iAndiPod. Just made that one up. I can hear the groans."

"Holy Week joke: What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday? Just chilling."

"I hate going to 3rd period Chemistry It's such a Bohr."

"If you see a condom, a tampon and a bra walking down the street..... which one is more likely to say hello? ans: the bra. The other two are stuck up cunts."

"Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon? but they hired a government contractor that cut corners"

"What's better than roses on a piano? Two-lips on your organ"

"Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked At least I can say I got my dick wet"

"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."

"If I've learned anything in life, it's that not enough people are at a loss for words."

"The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP. That old man really loved his house."