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Joke of the Day
"Honey you're like my GPS... I'd be lost without you."
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"When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don't think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump."
"Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet..."
"[Chaperoning field trip] ME BEFORE WE GO: Only rule is don't lose any kids. AFTER I LOSE A KID: New rule. You're allowed to lose one kid."
"(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning"
"A hippie goes to the abortion clinic. The doctor says: ""If you want it organic, just go sit on a cactus."""
"They say that Insanity is hereditary... you get it from your kids."
"Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes but it hasn't sunk in yet."
"What is the dumbest animal? An ignoraMOOSE"