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Joke of the Day
"Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES."
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"my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks"
"Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They were waiting for ""Closed For The Winter"" to start."
"After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence... When I asked him what the problem was, he told me ""Your gas is as good as mine."""
"I married a Chinese millionaire..... ....Ka Ching."
"Why did the banker dump his girlfriend? He lost interest."
"Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don't get orange. No weirdos."
"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"
"Ramadan Putting the slim back into Muslim"
"I posed nude for an artist once. *selfie stick"