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Joke of the Day
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
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"Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss."
"Guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at."
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"How do you make someone Holy? You beat the hell out of them."
"Why don't they teach sex ed and drivers ed at the same time in Mexico? Because it's too hard on the donkey."
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"So a woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."
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