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Joke of the Day

"Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T."

"A T-Rex and a Dude walk into a bar.... Dude says ""Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?"" T-Rex says ""Sorry dude, I'm short handed"""

"Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it's only fair since you're getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also.."

"Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed? Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads."

"Guy discovers Terrorist Hideout.. Reporter: So how did you catch 'em? Guy: Umm.. I just found this Charizard then..."

"How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way..."

"What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers? Well hung."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam"

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? M: Speeding? C: No! M: Not using my blinker? C: No! M: Because I'm drunk? Cop: Sir get off the mower!"

"So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery."