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Joke of the Day
"How do Australians clean their ass after pooping? Bidet, mate!"
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"What's the difference between a black person and a Jewish person? How they steal your money"
"I sexually identify as a brick. I'm always hard and I've only been laid once."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Find the fresh prints"
"Good Will Hunting (2018): Dystopian movie about a near future in which everyone with an ounce of good will is mercilessly hunted and killed."
"If it's true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
"The most stressful part of my day is when my 5 year old shows me what he made in Arts & Crafts and I have to guess what it is."
"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"
"I call my mom and step-dads marriage "" 12 years a slave"". He is the slave."
"A spider crawled across my leg while I was driving and of course that fcuker survived the crash."