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Joke of the Day

"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"

"People who talk to themselves are more intelligent then those who don't. Well that's what I like to tell myself anyway."

"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say to his colleague? Hoover fuck said this job would be a good idea?"

"OBAMA REVEALS HES A KID STANDING ON A KIDS SHOULDERS. ROMNEY COUNTERS BY REVEALING HES 3 TINY KIDS. 20 BABIES TUMBLE OUT OF BIDENS CLOTHES"

"Give a boy a fish, he eats for a day. Give Albert Fish a boy, he eats for a week."

"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"

"What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine? They both have a hard time pulling off a twist."

"Fun Fact: Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride."

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

"I was going to make some fat jokes... But i don't think they fit the situation."