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Joke of the Day

"Dear Santa, Last year you gave me a sweater for Christmas. This year I would prefer a Moaner or a Screamer."

"""I'm sure if I show my gf my Twitter, she'll understand it's just for fun."" Said a bunch of now single guys."

"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."

"Chemistry joke If you can't helium or curium, then you barium."

"Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in ""The Plunger Games""."

"This sub has the most AMAzing jokes on Reddit."

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. We don't address hardware issues."

"Whats brown and rhymes with ""Snoop""? Dr. Dre"

"If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally"

"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist"