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Joke of the Day

"Why does Hillary Clinton secretly want to lose the election? Because if she wins, she'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"I dont care about all the ISIS jokes They all blow up."

"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was rightI feel ten years older already."

"What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet."

"My favourite word is snigger It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I'm a sbad sperson"

"Why are black people tall? Because their knee grows."

"What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !"

"Girl: My dog bit my boyfriend. Me: Your dog is a good judge of character."

"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? None: the light bulb must find $80,000 to become clear, then it will have the self-determination to change itself."

"[NSFW] MY wife walked in on me fucking my daughter... I wasn't sure if she was surprised by the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus..."