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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
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"Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne? She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers."
"Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket. They're still gone and that was weird advice."
"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""
"What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend? Old Bay"
"I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend... But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer."
"""Hey, wait"" - African children watching Gatorade get dumped on a winning coach"
"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."
"two guy's are sitting on the front porch in the yard they see a dog licking his balls one say's to the other do you think I could do that? his buddy says maybe but I think you should pet him first"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person? None."