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Joke of the Day
"What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend? Old Bay"
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"What do women and KFC have in common? After your finished with the breasts and thighs all you have is a greasy box to throw your bone in."
"Wanna know what the hardest part of Roller Blading is? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"
"A week is five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do"
"What do you call a reptile wearing a vest? An investigator. Ba dum tss."
"I saw some guy stealing my front gate... -""I saw some guy stealing my front gate."" -""Didn't you say anything?"" -""No, I thought he'd take a fence."""
"I just bought the best vacuum ever It sucks"
"How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?"
"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."