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Joke of the Day

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they aren't mistaken for feminists."

"The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother."

"What happens when you get your girlfriend pregnant? You shove a coathanger up her vagina."

"Dear media: There's nothing shocking about celebrities going topless, getting drunk, or falling over. nnLet me know when they read a book."

"They say us men all think with our dicks... but all I want is a woman who will blow my mind."

"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Spaniard walk into a bar.. The Icelander couldn't come because he was still at the European Cup"

"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"

"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer."

"What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'? The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her."