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Joke of the Day
"Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?"
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"Donald Trump's White House [Not too sure how to link this](http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07-overflow/20150731_trump.jpg)"
"What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a monthly subscription of fish delivery right to his home, profit."
"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaant, dead ant"
"Say what you want about Lance Armstrong, but I think being the first man to walk on the Moon is an amazing achievement. They can never take that away from him..."
"I've got a fungal skin infection It was a little itchy at the start, but now it's really growing on me."
"Alien: take me to your leader. Me: They all suck. How about I take you to this place I know where you can get amazing mini donuts?"
"I saw a transvestite... wearing a T-shirt that said ""Guess"". Source: Demetri Martin. Person."