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Joke of the Day

"Why do you get aroused when you look in the mirror? Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too..."

"I recently learned diarrhea is genetic... Yeah, it runs in your genes."

"This joke I made up while in the shower What's the difference between my shower and everyone? My shower gets turned on by me."

"Best joke I've ever made *I open the door to leave the house* Me: It's raining outside? Mom: Yeah, and it's chilly; you might want a jacket. Me: It's raining chili?!"

"What happened to the guy who ingested helium? He became enlightened."

"Parents who are afraid that giving teenagers condoms will just ensure they have sex to use them have obviously never owned a bread maker."

"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."

"I grew up for this?"

"Impressing the McDonald's drive thru people with my music is always a top priority"

"My favorite pickup line.... Hey, smell this... does this smell like chloroform?"