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Joke of the Day
"Impressing the McDonald's drive thru people with my music is always a top priority"
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"ME: The plane has wifi? Sweet, I'm going to Skype call that radio psychic. RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you're on the air ME: HOLY SHIT"
"What do you call a detective novel about eskimos? Whodinuit"
"What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry"
"macklemore could poop into his own bare hands onstage & half the write-ups would be ""ah finally a rapper who isn't obsessed with shiny cars"""
"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."
"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away."
"What do you call a thick wire made of phone batteries? Likable"
"I'm starting to believe that most people wouldn't be that much different if they were turned into actual zombies...."
"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer So I pushed Steve off a cliff, just in case it was him."