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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me... ""You better be still holding that ladder"""
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"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"
"Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around They really push the envelope."
"It's just a bad day, not a bad life."
"Been told I'm a pretty awful human being. I stopped listening after he said I was pretty."
"I never believed that my dad was stealing from his job as a roadworker But when i got home all of the signs were there."
"What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom? They take an aspie"
"DADT repeal is causing apprehension and high expectations among the military's top brass The navy, in particular, is eagerly awaiting a flood of fresh seamen."
"My grandpa told me my generation relied too much on technology I told him ""no, your generation relies too much on technology"" Then I unplugged his life support"
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."