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Joke of the Day

"Santa hates penguins True fact. Santa hates penguins. In truth, they are polar opposites."

"A toddler who refuses to take a nap... Is guilty of *resisting a rest*."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees ( . ) ( . )"

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. 'Murica"

"Q: What did the mermaid do last Sunday night? A: She went to sea a movie."

"Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas"

"Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you're with your best friends."

"Have you heard the one about Ron Jeremy's penis? It's a real knee slapper."

"I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective"

"I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit's door."