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Joke of the Day
"Santa hates penguins True fact. Santa hates penguins. In truth, they are polar opposites."
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"A man purchases a new dress for his wife... ...he goes home as fast as possible so he can give it to her before fashions change."
"I like my women how I like my buscuits Covered in semen."
"Dear lady who says she will only date guys who drive Mercedes or BMW cars, yet your father drives a Hyundai; Why can't you be humble like your mother?"
"I told my wife about my other wife.... She took it really well, said it was big o' me :)"
"What is the cheapest meat available? Deer Balls. They're under a buck!"
"Exercising when you get older is so important! My granny started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 65. Now she's 92 and we don't know where the hell she is."
"I was raised by my father. He was a competitive poker player."
"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."
"*still doesn't understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*"