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Joke of the Day
"You think you know all about fractions... But you don't know the half of it."
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"Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you... *get it*?"
"How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit."
"The fact that the British call math ""maths"" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math."
"Mom called to tell me she is qualified to be a yoga instructor... I think that's a bit of a stretch"
"Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry? Because red shirts die easily."
"I caught my girl cheating with my best friend on my new leather couch... Of course I yelled at him.. He's not allowed on the couch. (Made this one up this morning.. Still playing with the wording)"
"My wife's favorite position was cat style. She'd sit 3 feet away from me. No matter how many times I called her, she wouldn't come near me"
"What does Mike Tyson eat after a long time on twitter? Tweets of course! ....and then your family."
"What was the shy rock's wish? To be a little boulder!"