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Joke of the Day
"You think you know all about fractions... But you don't know the half of it."
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"I get that preschoolers go to bed early but it's still weird that Nick Jr becomes a hardcore porn channel every night at 8."
"How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"
"Yesterday my wife caught me checking out our hot new neighbor and all she had to say to me was, ""It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home""."
"I was woken up today by a tap on my door Odd sense of humor my plummer has."
"If you were an Apple product You'd be an iSore."
"A book just fell on my head. I only have, my-shelf to blame. :3"
"Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied: ""Beats the hell outta me"" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys"
"It should cost $87 to leave someone a voicemail."
"What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl."