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Joke of the Day

"My wife's cooking is so bad.... We pray to God after the meal"

"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"

"Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer? It's not their fault. May tricks them."

"Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*"

"Little boy to airline pilot: ""You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."" Pilot: ""Not if I do it right."""

"Want to hear a joke? Youtube's Copyright System"

"1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, ""It has to look like an accident."" 4. Walk away."

"A brunette tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian"" The blonde replies, ""Oh, you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him."

"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of a stranger making 90% of their decisions."