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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"
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"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like crap her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""
"What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain"
"My friend asked me why I haven't texted him in such a long while, I replied, ""My phone screen broke and now it's completely unusable... so I lost touch."""
"How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin? Jose can you see"
"What does the German President wear? Leader-hosen."
"If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery."
"My girlfriends period is on my birthday. Why does she always have to be so anal about everything?"
"How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!"
"The most important tip when you're fapping solo. Always use your Han."