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Joke of the Day
"What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone? An Asgard."
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"Come on iPhone! It's someone, not semen. Now my mom thinks I'll find semen to help me. Related: I'm looking for semen to help me."
"Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."
"Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start: A Dyslexic walks into a bra"
"What do you call a naughty football joke? An offensive line"
"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"
"This alcohol tastes like there's a sock getting lucky tonight."
"Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Myspace."
"A guy finds a genie... He says ""I wish I was better at talking to women."" ""Poof!"" the genie says, ""You're gay!"""