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Joke of the Day

"For awhile I'm thinking about going out tonight...I haven't seen those blurry people that ask me how much I've had to drink for awhile!"

"Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon? Only whites allowed"

"Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN."

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."

"Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad"

"If you like someone, pretend they're a charger and you're an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor."

"doc said my liver is failing but i think it's just not applying itself"

"My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of."

"What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post? [Removed]"

"""What's for dinner?"" Updog & chips. ""Does updog have gluten in it?"" No..wait..you're supposed to say... ""You know I can't have gluten Karen"""