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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""p"" is silent..."
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"You might Be a redneck if..... Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises"
"I hate that fucking composer he is such a son of a bach."
"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"
"A neutron walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink. When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, ""How much?"" The Bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""
"Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer."
"""We have HBO"" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry."
"I have got my own private jet, my wife owns rest of the hottub though."
"I got pulled over drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."
"SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME."