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"Why does carbon monoxide smell like fjbsjko"
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"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't brown your meat!!!"
"How do you know when your dad just got a blowjob? You can taste it in your sister's mouth....."
"Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I'm just sad to hear about him"
"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""
"[aircraft carrier] *paints a T on the helipad* Captain: No it has to have an H Me: Why? *train sounds approaching* Captain: Oh dear god"
"what do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? an ass that'll bring a tear to your eye"
"Dentist sign reads ""KGB Dentistry"" The sign continued, ""We are Putin in your filling."""
"Why does Freud always have a cigar? Penis envy."