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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal? Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday."

"Nothing screams DUI like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus."

"murderers are my pet peeve. im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way"

"My money box is empty... No change there."

"Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are"

"""Hello Kitty"" should have been a brand of condoms..."

"Me: Goodnight mom I love you Mom: I have a boyfriend Dad putting arm around Mom: This loser giving you a problem?"

"I accidentally popped your first balloon. The second was my favorite."

"Blocked a someone with ""Social Media Specialist | Online Reputation Manager"" in their bio just to mess with their head. And it's douchy."

"London weather is just like Iraq. A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite."