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Joke of the Day

"The shampoos I'm getting from car wash showers are doing nothing for my hair."

"how did one droid flirt with the other droid ""hey bb"""

"Do zombies go to heaven when they die? I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat."

"The best joke ever What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday? For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad? Ye, pharaoh-nuff"

"A horse walks into a bar... And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he poops on the floor and walks out."

"Being a penis is rough Your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up!"

"Whenever a waiter asks, ""Do you want to hear about our specials?"", push the menu aside and softly whisper, ""I want to hear about you."""

"LPT: When Reddit is down it is a perfect time to do something away from your computer, like for example crying in a corner Well Reddit was down and I had to do something"

"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring"

"The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality That explains why Jerk Chicken and Pulled Pork were the only two items on the menu"