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Joke of the Day
"This is incredible Nothing has been reposted here all year!"
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"Why can't female medical examiners have kids? Because nobody puts baby in a coroner. Hey, at least it was original, again I will see myself out."
"You'd think your skeleton would get soggy, but doesn't. Good work, skeleton."
"Dodgeball in gym class... because life wasn't already hard enough when I was 12."
"Why do the Marines call it Parris island? Because they like to play with each other's oui oui."
"As a young boy my mom would always tuck me in at night She always wanted a girl."
"My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree"
"You know what the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket ""How far you think I can kick this bucket"""
"What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!"
"What do you say to an art student with a job? ""Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"""