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Joke of the Day

"So Tiger will be back for The Masters? I was really hoping he'd wait until The Player's Championship. The man's comedic timing is terrible."

"How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? No one knows yet!"

"An obese old man who breaks into your house at night? A tiny flying woman who buys your dead teeth? It's a wonder children can sleep at all."

"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."

"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"

"I have a superiority complex It's literally my ONLY flaw."

"What do you say to a thin American? How's the chemotherapy going?"

"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on mutilated corpses. The librarian says, ""Do you want the Part 1 or Part 2?"""

"What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !"

"I'm surprised the back of soy milk cartons don't have missing hipster children."