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Joke of the Day

"hey maybe ur parents care so much about ur birthday becuase it celebrates how long theyve been able to keep something alive for"

"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television for sale, 1, volume stuck on full."" I thought..... ""I can't turn that down."""

"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."

"I have a Ring of *Dad Jokes* It's well rounded but not too bright"

"What do you call a fat, Italian-American ghost? A gabaGHOUL!!"

"What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !"

"What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."

"Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. Knock knock -Who's there? The chicken."

"Apparently being poor is genetic, my son loves bologna and thinks pants are optional."

"Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None it's a women's job."