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Joke of the Day
"Why is a guy in the Navy called a seaman? You are what you eat!"
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"I'd rather keep thinking there are punctuation errors in everything I read than clean my monitor."
"My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car."
"do the people in Fiji know we pay 4 dollars for their tap water"
"What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador"
"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"
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