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Joke of the Day

"Ted Cruz is complaining about ""liberal fascism,"" so I guess he's just stringing random unrelated words together, like ""potato doorknob."""

"how many tourette sufferers does it twat to caun a light bollocks?"

"Since Justin Bieber has the ""Beliebers"" and Lady Gaga has the ""Little Monsters"" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans ""Thickeheads."""

"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."

"Aren't dad jokes great? I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing"

"The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."

"Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!"

"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"

"I've just watched a distressing film on how African children have to walk up to ten miles to bring water to their village. I think it was far fetched."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's Rights"