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Joke of the Day

"Ted Cruz is complaining about ""liberal fascism,"" so I guess he's just stringing random unrelated words together, like ""potato doorknob."""

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"""There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."""
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"Dog in a Bar A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"What do you call a prostitute with white eyes? Full up."
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