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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we both are... But I laugh more."

"I usually tell self-deprecating jokes But I'm not very good at it"

"What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? One with everything"

"What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!"

"I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples? I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice. And that's just off the top of my head."

"I was in my space ship with my pregnant wife, travelling about .95c, when she suddenly went into labor. Turns out time wasn't the only thing that was dilated."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"I don't have a dirty mind... I have a sexy imagination!"

"What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance."

"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."