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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance."

"What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? ""You caught me red handed!"""

"The Jewish Dad A Jewish kid asks his dad for $50. His dad replies ""$40?! What the hell do you need $30 for?!"""

"First year my husband didn't give me some sort of sweet on our anniversary. I got roses. He thinks I'm fat. I know it."

"Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?"

"It was 180 degrees went I went out for my run today... ...so I turned around and went back inside."

"i think of my nipples as an umlaut that makes my beer gut more sophisticated"

"What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose? A radical mooselamb"

"Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked."

"I renamed my night club Viagra... It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!"