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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes."

"How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom. ""Holy F**k"" she screams ""and you want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb?!"""

"6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub."

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it wont screw."

"What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon"

"How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom."

"I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... Everyone got the death sentence."

"What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving"

"My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right."