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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes."

"Did you know they now sell 30 tog blankets? Duvet?"

"Isn't calling soccer a sport like calling Ru Paul a woman?"

"Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much."

"It is almost 2012 and we still don't have printers that can successfully cancel jobs."

"Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: ""long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."""

"Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!"

"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit...."

"""More than 1 way to skin a cat"" - ""Killing 2 birds with 1 stone"" - Running like a chicken with its head cut off"" -- who ARE we???"

"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."