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Joke of the Day

"My internet bride got delivered today ...she's the WiFi always dreamed of. source: [Sickipedia](http://sickipedia.org/) (nsfw text)"

"What do you call a slutty a gun? A fl-uzi"

"What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight? Go straight for the juggler."

"I'm not a racist Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."

"Joke What comes after 69?"

"The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don't care if you get the last iPad Mini."

"If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say... Orange is the new Black. Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to."

"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. I miss Onions, he was a good dog."

"My ex-wife is so evil that she has lessons with Satan every Sunday... I just don't know how much she charges him."

"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""