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Joke of the Day
"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"
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"A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall He broke his nose"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... Then a chair, then a table."
"Eating a banana. Thought I should tell you. Twitter seems concerned about women getting enough potassium. But... why can't I use my teeth?"
"Why don't ghosts play sports? Boo!"
"ME: *vaping* FRIEND: is that just a fountain pen? ME: *ink all over my teeth* nope"
"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"