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Joke of the Day
"So according to this BMI chart... I am too short."
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"[2050] ""Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?"" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out"
"How do you start a baby shower? Throw it into a wood chipper."