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Joke of the Day
"As a kid I was forced to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog"
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"Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined? Because they are parasites"
"if she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to have decisions about her healthcare be in the hands of old white men"
"If Chuck Norris is running late, time slows down. It knows better."
"The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said ""Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."""
"Yuppie cannibals shop at Whole Dudes."
"What's the difference between my ex and the Titanic? The Titanic only went down on 1,000 people."
"What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife? Reverse to make sure."
"What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple? Two Wongs don't make a white"
"*whispering to my newborn son* weed is tight. im siked for u to try it son. im so excited for you. i love you"